Okra Dec 22 - Jan 20 Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies Chitlin Jan 21 - Feb 19 Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're uncomfortable talking about just where they came from. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has plenty of seasoning. When it comes to dealing with Chitlins, be very careful. Chitlins can burn and then erupt like Vesuvius, and this can make for a really terrible mess. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. Remember that when marriage time rolls around. No, not with a Moon Pie. Boll Weevil Feb 20-Mar 20 You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, not even a Moon Pie, so don't worry about it. Moon Pie Mar 21-April 20 You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be theyear to think about aerobics. Maybe not. Possum April 21 - May 21 When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it-attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems actually running you over. No room in your life for Moon Pies. Crawfish May 22 - June 21 Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you have very very good heads. Keep a distance from Moon Pies. Collards June 22-July 23 Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stayaway from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. Catfish July 24 - Aug 23 Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one: Whiskers, may cause problems for loved ones. You catfishare never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddybottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies. Grits Aug 24 - Sept 23 Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel, though so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere theyhave cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves youwell. Boiled Peanuts Sept 24 - Oct 23 You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best-your friends andloved ones-may find that your personality is much too salty, andtheir criticism will probably affect you deeply because you arereally much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead andmarry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is acharmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you. Butter Bean October 24 - Nov 22 Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get alongwell with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud.You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matterwhat the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, youshouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies. Armadillo Nov 23 - Dec 21 You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you areactually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire,some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're notconcerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in yourinterests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry anotherArmadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.Stay away from them Moon Pies..