The Cat/English dictionary:

 Cat Phrase              Meaning
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   miaow                   Feed me. 
   meeow                   Pet me.   
   mrooww                  I love you. 
   miioo-oo-oo             I am in love and must meet my
                           betrothed outside beneath the hedge.
                           Don't wait up. 
   mrow                    I feel like making noise. 
   rrrow-mawww             Please, the time is come to tidy
                           the cat box. 
   rrrow-miawww            I have remedied the cat boxuntidiness
                           by shoveling the contents as far out
                          of the box as was practical. 
   miaowmiaow              Play with me. 
   miaowmioaw              Have you noticed the shortage of
                           available cat toys in this room? 
   mioawmioaw              Since I can find nothing better to
                           play with, I shall see what happens
                           when I sharpen my claws on this
                           handy piece of furniture. 
   raowwwww                I think I shall now spend time
                           licking the most private parts
                           of my anatomy. 
   mrowwwww                I am now recalling, with
                           sorrow, that some of my private
                           parts did not return with me
                           from that visit to the vet. 
   roww-maww-roww          I am so glad to see that you have
                           returned home with both arms full
                           of groceries. I will now rub myself
                           against your legs and attempt to
                           trip you as you walk towards the
                           kitchen. 
   mmeww                   I believe I have heard a burglar.  If
                           you would like to go and beat himsenseless,
                           I shall be happy to keep your spot inthe
                           bed warm. 
   gakk-ak-ak              My digestive passages seem to have
                           formed a hairball.  Wherever could
                           this have come from? I shall leave
                           it here upon the carpeting. 
   mow                     Snuggling is a good idea. 
   moww                    Shedding is pretty good, too. 
   mowww!                  I was enjoying snuggling and shedding
                           in the warm clean laundry until you
                           removed me so unkindly. 
   miaow! miaow!           I have discovered that, although one
                           may be able to wedge his body through
                           the gap behind thestove and into that
                          little drawer filledwith pots
                           and pans, the reverse path is slightlymore
                          difficult to navigate. 
   mraakk!                 Oh, small bird! Please come overhere. 
   ssssroww!               I believe that I have found awoodchuck.
                                   I shall now act terriblybrave. 
   mmmmmmm                 If I sit in the sunshine for another
                           week or so, I think I shall be satisfied.